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Football, Money, And Boredom: Profusion Of Talent And Boring Play And Results

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Succinct Backstory As a person who started playing cricket when I was in 4 rth grade and then represented my school, F G Boys School, Jhelum Cantonment, twice in regional tournaments, even after leaving college, I kept watching as many tournaments as I possibly could. However, by the year 2005–2006, my workload had started to increase dramatically, and I had to reign in the desire to watch live matches. Consequently, I started watching sports news on BBC to get all of the information concerning that day’s matches. During that period, I stumbled upon the existence of a spectacularly naughty BBC presenter Amanda Davies — it dawned on me probably 3 or 4 years after first discovering her that she is a spectacularly naughty one, too. I have been following her coverage of the sports since 2007–2008. Although, she covers at least a few different sports, however, she spends most of her time covering football, and just yesterady, she posted a link to her latest article written after she h
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State Of Human Rights In Pakistan: Spectacularly Corrupt Person Leads HRCP Lahore Office

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I just stumbled upon this information that the Lahore office of the Human Rights Commission of Pakistan is being led by a phenomenal human named Farah Zia. I would like to introduce this person to all interested parties in detail. She belongs to a sensationally decent family that has been taking remarkably good care of some of the most corrupt individuals and families in Pakistan. It would be my pleasure and honor to introduce her and her family members to all of the interested parties desirous of knowing the state of human rights in Pakistan and what sort of exemplary individuals are waging wars on behalf of the abused parties. Meet Farah Zia: Loved By Despicable, Horrendous People — A Spectacularly Corrupt Person You can read the conduct of certain truly horrific members of her wider clan that she and her exceptionally well-connected family members have been providing complete protection from prosecution. Farah Zia and Darlings: Porn Addicts and Thieves
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Duel of The Century: Tale Of Two Duelling Mighty Intellectuals

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Cartoonish depiction of a true tale of two mighty Mughals — they rarely settle for a weaker descriptor, so let’s persist with mighty here — from the esteemed village of Mulhal Mughlan, namely Zia Mehmood Mirza, whom we will call the “Lutt Tuta Langoor”, and his not-so-beloved daughter, Farah Zia, whom he declined to offer any Pepsi or Coke. Mr. Zia Mehmood has always been more of a man’s man and never really considered females worthy of carbonated soft drinks. It is to mighty Mr. Zia Mehmood Mirza’s credit that first he only managed to qualify for a spot in MA english, owing entirely to the prodigious learning abilities he always possessed, and then failed to get his MA in “spectacularly” challenging English in the first attempt. His even more sensational daughter Farah Zia first badly failed to excel in acdemics and even in her MA in journalism or political science, and then failed to pass the CSS exam despite having grown up in an opulent, upper-middle-class fam
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Advisory: People Holding Positions Of Authority, Listen Carefully

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Your negligent behavior can come back to haunt you; tread carefully. Certain not-at-all competent to competent people in Pakistan have over the last 30 years, since I have been gaining maturity as a person, been digging holes right, left, and center when it comes to honoring their professional agreements. Now, some of them want me to stay quiet as my statements can damage their reputations. I have been a somewhat alright to very good author since 8th grade, and I do not plan to forgo the right to tell the whole truth. I have been nurturing a raging inferno with the English language since at least 8th grade, and circumstances permitting , I will continue to write and publish the whole truth. Hence, when it comes to all of the negligent people and those planning to behave extremely poorly while accepting the roles involving responsibility and taking care of people because of extra pay and benefits on offer, I have a piece of advice for all such people: “Whenever taking on
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Scorched Earth Folks: Experts In Torching Decent, Competent People

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In this free world where proponents of democracy, decency, and ideologies keep vociferously chanting the slogans of freedom of speech, social responsibility, and people’s rights, I decided to disclose some horrendous, disgusting details of certain boys who grew up in Mangla. While growing up, these effulgent creatures with hardly 50–55% aggregate marks to their names torched the whole of the Mangla in terms of earning some truly sound reputation for themselves. Their sister decided to send me a message that how dare I write about them in a world where people are encouraged to share disgusting details to save others from such horrific parties. After reading her comment, I have decided to corroborate the tale of their sensational notoriety in Mangla Cantonment by relying on the testimonies of eyewitnesses who were living in Mangla or studying in Mangla Cantonment at the time and almost all of whom I have met personally. The principal of the Mangla Urdu medium school whose chil
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Meet Farah Zia: Loved By Despicable, Horrendous People

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Before narrating the tale of this woman’s reprehensible, criminal conduct so far and the general state of affairs in Pakistan, let me disclose the charges that I, as a person not well-versed in legal matters, feel should be leveled against her. I am certain that in a free and fair trial, which is spectacularly difficult to arrange in Pakistan, she would be found guilty of at least a few of the following charges. As an extremely concerned member of Pakistani society who has witnessed all of this conduct, I firmly believe that she should be tried and put behind bars without any leniency or plea deals. As finding neatly presented digital documents in Pakistan, especially pertaining to the field of law, is a challenge, hence I will be using American documents to prove her reprehensible character and heinous and criminal misconduct so far. Also, I am presuming that various legislations on the wilful concealment of incriminating information for personal gains while acting as a p
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PTI Zindabad, Pakistan Zindabad: Unheard of depths of an abyss of depravity

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Spectacularly corrupt people regularly visited and loved by generals like Sahir Shamshad and ex-general Pervez Butt; appalling and ghastly levels of criminal activity taking place under the auspices of Aziz Mirza. The sheer good fortune of being born in Pakistan and witnessing the society at large is the sensational level of human rights abuses and corruption that a person has to witness. However, the magnum opus, the crowning glory, of all of the phenomenal levels of corruption perpetrated by Pakistanis and almost entirely funded by the UK and Europe is an individual named Omar Mirza, son of a phenomenal Abid Mirza who was himself an exceedingly notorious and remarkably incompetent mighty Mughal, who once again belongs to the mighty Mughlia clan from Mulhal Mughlan near Chakwal. This phenomenal existence named Omar Mirza , loved by many in the sensational Mughlia clan, failed to manage a thoroughly inadequate but mandatory 33 percentage passing points, which are deemed by
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Medical Fraud: A New Disease Has Hit The Town — Post-Publication Severe Pain Disorder

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The scientific community, especially the medical world, keeps chanting the slogan that they only seek the truth and publish fact-checked, completely reliable content. They also rarely hesitate from claiming that they are probably the most reliable people around. My experiences as a former school topper who was excellent in mathematics and sciences have so far taught me that the aforementioned proclamations by the scientific world could not be farther from the truth. No scientific papers anywhere reveal to the masses that people’s cerebral and physical abilities can be badly impaired or manipulated without ever touching the person or even being within a touching distance of the person. I have been hearing voices in my head since at least 2005. I have had various issues over the years that have no plausible explanation other than the mere fact that outside parties, which have no physical access to my bodily existence, have been manipulating my faculties. I will, life permittin
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