Football, Money, And Boredom: Profusion Of Talent And Boring Play And Results

Succinct Backstory As a person who started playing cricket when I was in 4 rth grade and then represented my school, F G Boys School, Jhelum Cantonment, twice in regional tournaments, even after leaving college, I kept watching as many tournaments as I possibly could. However, by the year 2005–2006, my workload had started to increase dramatically, and I had to reign in the desire to watch live matches. Consequently, I started watching sports news on BBC to get all of the information concerning that day’s matches. During that period, I stumbled upon the existence of a spectacularly naughty BBC presenter Amanda Davies — it dawned on me probably 3 or 4 years after first discovering her that she is a spectacularly naughty one, too. I have been following her coverage of the sports since 2007–2008. Although, she covers at least a few different sports, however, she spends most of her time covering football, and just yesterady, she posted a link to her latest article written after she h

Acknowledgements

Before thanking anybody else, as a former school topper, I would like to express my boundless gratitude for the teachers who taught me at F. G. Boys Public School, Jhelum. I have no words to express my gratitude for their services considering how horrendously they were being treated as teachers by the despicable leadership in Pakistan. MSc Physics, MSc Mathematics, MSc Chemistry, and biology educated teachers who were commuting on bicycles or 100cc motorbikes, yet managed to turn me into a school-topping student who despite participating in 4 or 5 extracurricular activities was able to learn dense, dense subjects very well.

Now to some astoundingly outstanding to notable performers since leaving school and college.

Rehan Ahmed — MVP of Teaching, Gold Star Rated Teacher.

Despite being fully consumed by nothing less than a raging inferno for piston engines, machines, and airplanes, I had to enroll in a degree program in computer science and engineering as my spectacularly insightful, mathematics-educated father decided that studying mechanical engineering would be detrimental to my financial success. Owing to that raging and all-consuming inferno for machines, for the first year and a half, I miserably failed to develop any interest in the proceedings in the computer science institution. The faculty members who were proving perfectly adequate for other students simply could not hold the attention of an individual who was always busy visiting the websites of various car manufacturers instead of studying computing works and doing his assignments.

Having failed to learn any subject even to hardly acceptable levels during the first three semesters and completely failed the mandatory Data Structures course, even if by just 2 marks, I had to retake the Data Structures course during the summer of 1998. While attending the repeat course in the summer of 98, I found myself under the tutelage of an almost otherwordly and utterly mesmerizing personality named Rehan Ahmad. Mr. Rehan Ahmad during those two months exuded incomparable levels of infectious enthusiasm for the subject — in fact so infectious that he managed to not only resuscitate the gasping soul of a bright student in me but also elicit an unrivaled performance from an individual initially profoundly uninterested in the proceedings. Never before in my life had I met an individual exuding such enthusiasm for the subject matter, eagerness for sharing it with his charges, and unparalleled commitment to the task at hand, nor have I since then found another individual, instructor or otherwise, with such qualities. Having spent 16 or so years in the educational system, I have an inkling that the quest to find another individual with such qualities would prove an exercise in futility. During the 3 years of the officially designated degree term, for whatsoever I managed to learn or whatever little interest I managed to develop in the C++ programming language and code refinement techniques, only this individual deserves the credit for ensuring that I would leave the institute with some interest in at least a couple of aspects of computer science.

Sheeraz Fazal — Excellent Teaching Assistant

Sheeraz Fazal Sahab turned out to be a stand-out Teaching Assistant at FAST—NUCES and a stellar team lead at Vroom Technologies. I will forever remain thankful to him for advising me to read The C++ Programming Language by Bjarne Stroustrup and more works on C++. Considering that he now resides in the US, depending on his availability, if a professor in that area would like to hire him as a TA (Teaching Assistant), then I offer my unreserved endorsement. During my days at the CS institution, which now enjoys the status of a university, I failed to meet another individual in that capacity willing to take the responsibility as seriously and enthusiastically as he did. It has more to do with the peanuts that Pakistani institutions offer, nevertheless, Sheeraz Fazal, despite being on peanuts, outperformed all other teaching assistants when it comes to honoring his responsibilities. I still consider him a spectacular professional. As I have not gotten the chance to work with him since 2002, hence, I can only hope that he still tries to meet his spectacularly high standards.

Fraz Nayyar

While working at FaujiSoft, Islamabad, I met a spectacularly well-informed and sensationally polite graduate of FAST–NUCES, Islamabad, named Fraz Nayyar. As I had left FAST, Lahore, with spectacularly little knowledge in computing matters, hence, discussions with Fraz eventually made me realize how phenomenally ill-informed I was back in 2002 as a software engineering graduate. I will forever remain thankful to this person for eventually making me realize that I needed to study tons of more material before finally calling myself a software engineering professional. A remarkably well-rounded graduate of FAST–NUCES, Islamabad, Mr. Fraz Nayyar: profound gratitude from the recesses of my brain for making me realize how poorly informed an individual I was back then. Stellar Mr. Fraz Nayyar.

Professor Richard Nordquist

Starting probably in the year 2010 or 2011, I started to follow Professor Richard Nordquist’s blog on what was then about.com. Reading the content written by the professor and the essays and short notes he used to choose for sharing with his readers from the large body of literature that English authors have produced over the last 500 years or so was a remarkably gripping, exciting, and uplifting experience. I have been reading content on the Internet for over 20 years now; however, exceedingly rarely have I found an author and his selections so outstandingly delightful. It was an absolute pleasure having Professor Richard Nordquist as a regular expert contributor on about.com.

Without Proper Guidance, The Road to Web Development is Replete with Potholes

An Abundance of Pitfalls and Incomplete Signage Await the Unwary.

When I made the switch to browser-based UI development in 2006, I had never used CSS and HTML before. Considering that the ascendance of Google had by then probably surpassed the expectations of even the most optimistic of investors, I had also not remained immune from overreliance on the search giant for knowledge acquisition. In retrospect, I probably lost over a year trying to stitch together acceptable interfaces and functional JavaScript applications by relying on instant answers, which rarely come with either the cautionary notes or references to requisite information to utilize that morsel of information correctly. As JavaScript provides ample control over arranging DOM elements, therefore, to compensate for the lack of information, the brute force mechanism remained the standard approach during that first year.

Although the realization to adopt a better strategy to gain proficiency in a new technology took much longer than I would like to admit, nonetheless, after a year or so of trial and error approach to synthesizing acceptable interfaces and applications, I eventually concluded that without a thorough reading of the CSS standard, UI development using CSS would remain a continuous struggle. However, despite perusing the CSS 2.1 standard, I would have found expanding on the knowledge acquired through that reading alone a laborious and burdensome task without the willingness, regardless of their motivation or reasons, of the following individuals to share their knowledge with the masses.

  1. Christian Heilmann

    With the online publication where I first discovered Mr. Heilmann’s work employing word count as the barometer to ascertain the value of the accepted works, authors must feel awash with the temptation to inflate the word count by digressing. To these authors, the editing phase involving judicious retention and elimination of content must resemble the ever-so delicate balancing act of traversing successfully a patch of perilously thin sheet of ice.

    However, without ever making the reader feel burdened with unnecessary and irrelevant musings, within an article, Mr. Heilmann transformed me from a 3rd class JavaScript programmer to an acceptable or above-average JavaScript programmer. From an individual whose HTML content used to resemble a spaghetti of HTML and JavaScript to a person fully aware of the separation of concerns and capable of writing semantic HTML without the signs of functionality contaminating the document.

  2. Louis Lazaris

    With the phenomenon which I have termed “The Curse of Google” creeping into all sorts of written materials, Louis has so far managed to buck the trend, at least in the paid works. Although I have only read a book written for SitePoint and an article written for the Adobe Developer Connection, however, I found the works not only quite informative but also meeting the expected standards of quality. Whether Louis plans to continue to adhere to personal standards, I certainly can not say — I have yet to develop the ability to read people’s minds — however, based on whatsoever I have read thus far, I undeniably associate comprehensive yet devoid of digressions works with Louis Lazaris.

  3. Craig Buckler

    Although Craig rarely indulges in wordplay, sprinklings of which I quite enjoy while reading any type of material, keeping the articles short and focused, however, regardless of the length of the posts, I have certainly learnt a few new techniques from his posts that regularly appear on SitePoint.com. I would highly recommend Craig’s articles and books to any novice front-end developer.

  4. Heydon Pickering

    Although I’ve only read an article written by the fellow, and I undoubtedly disagree with its introductory paragraph — vive la différance, as stated by Mr. Pickering in the article — however, except for the first paragraph, I found the approach to styling the documents discussed by Heydon the perfect methodology for utilizing the already available anchors. If I had to suggest an article to a neophyte on how to style an HTML document, I would certainly ask the novice to read Mr. Pickering’s views.

  5. Chris Coyier

    As Chris Coyier probably writes for the widest audience possible, therefore, on occasions, the prose starts to feel too casual, or overly diluted, for the adult audience, nonetheless, on many an occasion, tips and tricks shared by Chris have allowed me to focus on the actual work instead of perusing the CSS standard or investing time and effort in trial and error approach to find a solution. Considering that I have benefitted from the material produced or work done by Chris many times, therefore, I would like to apologize for the first couple of lines.

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