I have had the profound and utterly horrendous misfortune of knowing and meeting the following people personally as they are my father’s darling Chacha ji, namely Zia Mehmood, and his Chacha ji’s effulgent, remarkable, and truly spectacular progeny, Farah Zia Mehmood, Shams Zia Mehmood, and Irum Zia. To make matters worse for a spectacularly competent and decent person, we now have Salman Raja and Asad Jamal. Some people keep mentionding their names, so I would just like to mention that what eventually happens inside of my room after hearing their names. Here is a small sampling of what usually gets said after hearing these spectacularly remarkable existences’ names. Certain generals like Pervaiz Musharraf and now sitting general Sahir Shamshad Mirza have been providing some horrendous folk with complete protection from prosecution. When the names of these generals and aforementioned folks get mention, this is the stuff thit gets said in my room. Sahir Shamshad has had complete know...

Spectacularly corrupt people regularly visited and loved by generals like Sahir Shamshad and ex-general Pervez Butt; appalling and ghastly levels of criminal activity taking place under the auspices of Aziz Mirza. The sheer good fortune of being born in Pakistan and witnessing the society at large is the sensational level of human rights abuses and corruption that a person has to witness. However, the magnum opus, the crowning glory, of all of the phenomenal levels of corruption perpetrated by Pakistanis and almost entirely funded by the UK and Europe is an individual named Omar Mirza, son of a phenomenal Abid Mirza who was himself an exceedingly notorious and remarkably incompetent mighty Mughal, who once again belongs to the mighty Mughlia clan from Mulhal Mughlan near Chakwal. This phenomenal existence named Omar Mirza , loved by many in the sensational Mughlia clan, failed to manage a thoroughly inadequate but mandatory 33 percentage passing points, which are deemed by ...

An esteemed journalist in Pakistan who also happens to be a venerable member of a revered human rights body here in Pakistan has been keeping these people her darlings and hiding all of their horrendous acts as they keep chanting her slogans without ever disclosing her remarkable levels of moral and intellectual destituteness. I will include a link detailing the levels of incompetence this esteemed journalist has displayed over the year at the end of this post. One of the most spectacularly, outstandingly, and astonishingly talented individuals who goes by the name of Omar Mirza, son of Abid Mirza, who was almost as spectacularly talented, developed a raging love affair with certain members of the animal kingdom. However, owing to a lack of adequate funds and his phenomenal negotiation abilities, he found a novel way of acquiring those animals. He started paying the guards of the people who owned those animals to get the animal actually costing somewhere in the region of 130,...

A phenomenally, spectacularly talented member of the mighty Mughalia clan, named Omar Mirza, who possessed prodigious talents when it comes to excelling in academics, has proven that he has mastered the craft of negotiations, as well. As it turns out, he now possesses unrivaled powers of persuasion, too. Recently, somewhere in 2019, he was able to get his hands on an extremely in demand breed of dogs loved by dog lovers for a meager, meager sum of 15,000. I have heard that grownup dogs of that breed can actually cost in excess of 60,000 PKR. He has developed a unique skill amongst the spectacularly decent people of not telling the owners of dogs and other properties and now just negotiates with the doormen. If any one amongst you is looking to get his or her hands on an item costing 500,000 PKR for a mere 50,000 PKR, then please get touch with Omar Mirza from Rawalpindi. He excels at getting his hands on stuff that does not belong to him, and he can acquire the items at 1/10th o...

Before narrating the tale of this woman’s reprehensible, criminal conduct so far and the general state of affairs in Pakistan, let me disclose the charges that I, as a person not well-versed in legal matters, feel should be leveled against her. I am certain that in a free and fair trial, which is spectacularly difficult to arrange in Pakistan, she would be found guilty of at least a few of the following charges. As an extremely concerned member of Pakistani society who has witnessed all of this conduct, I firmly believe that she should be tried and put behind bars without any leniency or plea deals. As finding neatly presented digital documents in Pakistan, especially pertaining to the field of law, is a challenge, hence I will be using American documents to prove her reprehensible character and heinous and criminal misconduct so far. Also, I am presuming that various legislations on the wilful concealment of incriminating information for personal gains while acting as a p...

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Does the availability of an abundance of spectacularly talented engineers leave room for such dramatically poor interpretations? Prestigious universities in Europe and America have been attracting people from all over the globe for over 100 years now. This movement of spectacularly talented people towards these destinations to study extremely demanding subjects at undergraduate and graduate levels has only gained more momentum and become even more intense since the start of at least the 1950s. Since the start of at least the 1950s, more youngsters than ever before have started to try to secure a spot at such prestigious institutions, making the selection process even more stringent for the local populations. Despite the presence of universities like MIT, Harvard, Oxford, Cambridge, Stanford, Princeton, Chalmers, Imperial College London, ETH Zurich, Technical University of Munich, École Polytechnique Fédérale de Lausanne, LMU Munich, University of California, Berkeley, that have re...