This is the first draft of this introduction. I plant to add more corroboratory data to those why might fail to find such astounding, truly stunning turn around times unconvincing. Trust me, I have more data available.
Owing to outrageous levels of abuses of my rights in Pakistan and abroad, where I have sent the details of the abuses to networks like CNN and people like Amal Clooney, Satya Nadella and Jeff Bezos, and consequent inaction on the part of all of these parties, I have decided to introduce myself on all of these networks for you people to see or judge whether a person of my caliber and intentions deserves such a treatment. All of the Pakistani politicians have been outrightly bought out by the American and British governments, and nobody in Pakistan has shown any willingness to intervene.
By all measures, when it comes to cerebral capacity and intellectual ability, I am a rare genius, a rarity even amongst geniuses. I can corroborate the aforementioned by stating the following achievements in my life that even the extremely competent people with degrees from MIT and Stanford would find outstanding.
When I was in eighth grade, I topped the school while participating in six different extracurricular activities, and out of those six different extracurricular activities, I was deemed the best in three of them. To reiterate, I still topped the school while being one of the weakest students in compulsory Urdu and Islamiat courses. My educational career was derailed by my father and school principal’s horrendous choices in the tenth grade as another two extracurricular activities became a part of my schedule, and in those two new activities, I had zero experience and to become competitive in those additional two activities on top of the already five in which I had been participating since the start of seventh grade (I picked up the sixth extracurricular activity at the start of the eighth grade), I had to invest unforgiving numbers of hours, and my school position dropped from first in the school to ninth in the school. However, despite having participated in eight different extracurricular activities in tenth grade, I still managed to score 90% marks in Mathematics and 88% marks in Physics.
After being forced to join FAST — NUCES, Lahore, by my father as he somehow managed to convince himself that mechanical engineering had no future, I completely lost interest in attending classes, and most of the professors were lenient enough to let me leave the classes after just letting me announce my presence during the initial roll call. Two of the courses where I did not attend almost any lectures at all were Numerical Methods based on higher order, first order, and partial differential equations and Operating Systems. In the course of Numerical Methods my attendance record stood at 0 lectures attended out of a mandatory 32 lectures, and in the course of Operating Systems, my record stood at 3 lectures attended out of a mandatory 32 lectures, amounting to 92% of the lectures missed. I was able to teach the whole of the book of Numerical Methods on the last day before the final within a total of 8 hours and managed to score an impressive, considering I had not attended any lectures at all, 80% points in the final outscoring around 85% of the class, almost all of whom had 100% attendance records. In the course of Operating Systems, I read the book Operating Systems: Internals and Design Principles, written by William Stallings, that spans an impressive 750 pages. I had not opened the Operating Systems: Internals And Design Principles Book till the very last before the exam, and within a mere 20 hours, I was not only able to read and comprehend almost the whole of the book, but I was also able to manage 80% or 81% points in the final. In the Operating Systems’ final, I once again managed to beat more than 85% of the students, almost all of whom had once again attended 100% lectures.
While still at FAST, having missed 75% of the lectures and with absolutely zero interest in the subject matter, I once again managed to teach myself 80% of the theory — I had to drop JOINS and SQL, as I had absolutely zero interest in data base theory — and I managed to attempt 80% of the paper after last day’s preparation. Out of the attempted 80%, I managed to get 74% marks which translate into 92% marks achieved after just one day’s preparation where I had once again taught the subject matter to my self.
When it comes to my front-end development expertise, I did so much experimentation and stretched the boundaries to such an extent that I have, along the way, managed to find multiple shortcomings in HTML5’s specifications and SVG’s specifications. When it comes to the algorithms that generate SVG for shapes drawn using path elements in applications like GIMP and Adobe, I have been able to find significant shortcomings in their algorithms as they produce an SVG output that is much more verbose or “unnecessary long” than what is needed to generate those figures. As a childhood mathematical prodigy, I have been able to remove significant levels of redundancies from their output, and I had put all of this stuff in front of people like Satya Nadella and Jeff Bezos to negotiate a part time job as a UX Expert; however, even they seem properly complicit in this affair, and I have so far not been able to get any proper job.
I launched a website in 2014 which was a proper novelty item when it comes to features made available to the users, and now, in 2024, I have launched a blog on GitHub that once again is a true novelty item. Despite all of these achievements and my status as a rare genius, these CEO’s of fortune 500 companies are repeatedly ignoring my emails. As a result of my poor, rather dire, financial circumstance, some outstandingly horrible, despicable people of the family have been harassing me for over 20 years. Consequently, after trying all of these avenues where no public disclosures would have been needed, I have finally decided to reveal myself as the true genius who has been getting abused for over 20 years.
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