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Below Average People Masquerading As Mighty Intellectuals: Few Latin Phrases

As an extremely talented member of the mighty Mughlia clan — I am a former school topper who topped the school while participating in four different extra curricular activities and being extremely weak in Urdu and Islamiyat — I have had the profound, profound displeasure of meeting some spectacularly below average (not even average, if that failed to make sense) people who have been busy presenting themselves as spectacular individuals and sensational intellectuals; it has been an immense and immeasurable displeasure, to the extent of being utterly nauseating, getting to know these individuals while being a member of the family.

The three that I am planning to write about abandoned mathematics and all of the science subjects as they were struggling badly to get even above average grades needed to make the merit lists of very good to good institutions here in Pakistan. People like Shams Zia Mehmood (whose dad had to get his FIRs expunged with the help of Peoples Party), Salman Raja, and Asad Jamal are at the very least very dumb people when taking into account Pakistani and international standards of measuring intelligence and academic ability. Not only these people abandoned extremely difficult mathematics and sciences in favor of extremely easy legal matters, it is to their credit that they failed to get even silver medals while getting their LLBs and LLMs. To honor the prodigious talents of these people when it comes to slaughtering the language, lying to the masses while masquerading as stellar individuals and calling themselves mighty intellectuals, I have decided to write this just to comment on their sensational talents.

LLB aur LLM kay parchay main baitha hoon (subjects usually chosen by spectacularly talented people: let’s have a glass window shattering hearty laugh.)

Mairee adaat hai aksur main bhool jata hoon, Daikha phir kuch bhool gaya mujh ko yaad dilana, Clause ka kaya naam hai, spectacularly dumb jana

These extremely dumb and below average people were not even able to secure silver or bronze medals even when presenting their opinions on mere legal matters while studying for LLB and LLM degrees, yet they go around calling themselves stellar people and sentational intellectuals, fraudsters masquerading as stellar people to charge exorbitant sums.

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